"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"
I need every article in my closet in this color
y’all aren’t thinking of the pranks that we could pull now
WE COULD PULL OF LOONEY TUNES PRANKS NOW
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
turn on: when your phone is on 100%
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore